| Cosplay Bottom Ten:
"Lettin' it All Hang Out" | December 2003 |
It's been an exciting first month, what with
tens of fans writing excitedly to tell us "Dude, I totally agree!"
This month's Bottom Ten was MOSTLY scoured by Ska, and has a special theme of
"Lettin' it All Hang Out!" To those of you who engage in the deadly
and dangerous sin of Cosplay, let this be a lesson for you in exactly how
much is too much as far as your bits and pieces goes. Keep the flesh to
yourself; Heed this warning, lest ye wind up in December's Bottom Ten!
#10 |
Lum's
Mom (...or Something?) |
| At
number ten, a good costume for keeping it all inside were it not for the
fact that you are clearly swishing it all around, for all to see! |
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| #9 |
The
Mummy Returns? |
| It
looks like Mrs. Roper from Three's Company has taken a job as a
waitress at Caesar's Palace. |
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| #8 |
Sailor
Senshi! |
These
girls are nowhere NEAR as cool as Sailor JAM-boree!
(Note: Sailor JAM-boree is not cool.) |
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| #7 |
Guy
Who Thinks He is a Badass |
| He's
apparently dressed as Sephiroth. If Sephiroth had looked like this, he
wouldn't have had to stab Aerith -- he could've strangled her with his
navel hair.
I love the "I'm such a badass
look." It's honestly the only way I could tell this shit costume was
supposed to be Sephiroth.
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| #6 |
Cute
Purple Satin Cat-Eared Thing |
| Man,
I hope those legs are shaved. And I hope those breasts are fake, because
if this isn't a guy in a dress with everything hanging out for all to see,
this world is not one I want to live in.
If this is a female: Dear god.
If this is a male: I applaud you for shaving your legs. But we don't wanna
see what we can still see. Get some stockings that go all the way up, and
for the love of god, I can see your cock brushing up against the satin.
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| #5 |
Bug
Boy |
| It's
a heavy-set caucasian guy with curly hair. He's either cosplaying as Luffy
from One Piece or a bug trainer
from Pokèmon, which is ironic, since he's some sort of monstrous
half-human half-insect mutation himself.
Welcome
to my hell. This is what every otaku looks like to me now; they've all
blurred into a general stereotype that looks like this guy. Except this
guy's wearing little rolled-up shorts. WHY, GOD, WHY?!
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| #4 |
Some
Slutty Nurse |
Here
we see some nurse, probably from a hentai video, with her vaguely
masculine companion, administering some sort of sexy shot! The best part
of this picture is the look on the face of the otaku behind her, who's
clearly getting an easy view of some ass. This
picture proves that even those whose physiques are at least mildly slender
are still blighting the world with otakuflesh. |
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| #3 |
Guy
in Cat Mask Whose Penis You Can See |
Why,
oh why, oh why can we see his penis? |
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| #2 |
Breasts.
I mean, uh, Mihoshi? Faye? |
I
have no idea what she's trying to cosplay, but I know that she should've
made herself a fucking bottom to her shirt. Or better yet, don't wear a
costume at all. Kevin Lillard, you sick fuck. Why would you take a picture
like this? |
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| #1! |
OtaKING! |
|
Winner of the SECOND
Mega-Amelia Award for letting it all hang out!...
"I AM THE KING OF
OTAKU! Loyal subject, bring me some Urusei Yatsura pornograpy,
quickly!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
...dorks! |
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