| Cosplay Bottom Ten:
"Cosplay AX-idents" | July 2004 |
Well, here we are at the end of July, having
painfully put off this update until the absolute last possible second. This
month's exciting Bottom Ten is a collection from this year's Anime Expo,
the largest anime convention in the US (held yearly in Los Angeles), and could
not be possible without the sly camerawork of our dedicated FuKuteers,
especially Golbez. This is also personally one of the most fun bottom ten lists
I've done in awhile; I've been majorly burning out on this site, but this awful
selection gave me a fresh breath of hate-filled, vitriolic air. Enjoy!
#10 |
Fan-Merle |
| I'll
bet you she likes yaoi.
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| #9 |
Hot
Topic Cosplay |
| This
is a lot like the weirdos who wear Hot Topic clothes and furry tails out
in public for their anime club gatherings. Oh, shit, that girl on the
right is probably supposed to be Yukino, huh!?
Maybe the girl on the left is Quina from
Final Fantasy IX... just a thought.
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| #8 |
MEGA
MAN-KIKI |
| Fucking
hilarious. Frankly, he deserves a lot more attention and respect than that
bastard, Man-Faye.
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| #7 |
Amazon
Cammy |
| It's
sadly probably what Cammy would actually look like in real life if she
were a real person. I mean, you don't take on M. Bison until you've built
up a pretty strong habit of steroid abuse, right?
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| #6 |
Asuka! |
| Ohhhh,
doesn't he just look like he's on top of the world?
I feel like my mind is being
raped. So glad the camera didn't pan down, or this might be a number three
picture...
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| #5 |
Love
Hina!!! |
| Say
it with me, now... TOWELS ARE NOT COSPLAY!
Maybe they're the girlfriends of those
two Bathrobe
Kenshin guys?
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| #4 |
Mega-Marlena! |
I'm
not gonna say anything...
I'm not gonna say anything...
I'm not gonna say anything... |
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| #3 |
What
in the Holy Living Fuck? |
|
I have no clue what this
is supposed to be a costume of, or even if that's a male or female. (The
breasts make it hard to tell.)
Frankly, this picture is
so bizarre it feels like it should be in an episode of Sweet Cuppin'
Cakes!
I'ma throw up now. |
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| #2 |
Man-Faye |
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Gee, I wonder why Man-Faye
was removed and banned from AX this year...? This
is why I hate Man-Faye. First he pulls crap like this, then he plays
innocent on the internet to become a martyr, all in an attempt to sell his
Man-Faye Merchandise (without a seller's permit) so he can achieve his
dream of going to Japan. Fuck
you, Man-Faye! You're a bigger attention-whore than Mari Iijima! Die
please! |
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| #1! |
Unsexy
no Jutsu |
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At number one this month
we have a breath of fresh air from the usual myriad of horrible cosplay: a
girl we affectionately dubbed "cloud-girl" all weekend long. The
winner of the NINTH MEGA-AMELIA AWARD, for refusing Man-Faye the
satisfaction of placing first, is Unsexy no Jutsu! >:D
I'm rather pleased that at
a con with approximately 240,000 Naruto cosplayers, I managed to only
include one cosplayer from that show in this month's Bottom Ten.
Cloud-girl here is posing as Naruto's useless ninjutsu that morphs into a
beautiful girl, "Sexy no Jutsu." Apparently for this costume all
you need to do is glue cotton balls to yourself and wear a bad wig.
Doesn't look too bad...
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AUUUUGHHH!!!!!!!!
OH GOD! MY EYES!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
...JESUS!
This is Unsexy no Jutsu from the back!
Quite a difference there, isn't it! Can you believe it's the same person?!
The back of the costume is also woefully
underdone compared to the front. Unfortunately, she really, really could
use some extra cotton in the back to keep us from having to view her
cellulite and other assorted fats, not to mention a slight murph.
Frankly, as far as Sexy no Jutsu goes, it
looks more like Konohamaru's attempt. Though I do think it works as a far
more effective attack than Naruto's original idea...
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