#10

What do you suppose that sign says?

It says "I think I might be gay."

We don't want him!

In the Red Corner, Onizuka Eikichi's poorly-drafted sign-whoring! In the Blue Corner, E. Honda!

Or as I like to call it, "Battle of the Man-Boobs."

E. Honda is the only person I'm ever gonna say "You need to gain more weight for your costume" about.

Is it just me, or does she look like the Greenpeace version of Moulin Rouge?

I don't know WHY Dumbledore trusts those crazy half-breeds...

Fleur Delacour's really let herself go...

Crappy Material Showdown! Batting no Jutsu versus Trash Bag Tifa!

"We got our costumes at the 99-cent store!"

"I got MY costume at the dump!"

PWN3D.

It's nice to see how she avoided cameltoe. More cosplayers should use the "pop-out pantyliner" technique.

"I got MY costume at the dump!"

How did they get her leg to taper down to nothing at her knee? Is that trick photography?

SHE HAS A KNEE?!

Yeah, can't you see, she's dry-humping his leg.

That ain't dry.

... *chug*

We should hire her for PERO. ...This one's all yours.

Um, no, my dear, you take it.

Knock yourself out. This is your moment to shine!

No, no, it's all yours. I'm not going to say anything about the white-out over her sharpie-lines.

God no, my friend, it's all up to you to talk about her CENSORED.

Oh no, I couldn't deprive you of the opportunity to point out the period stains on her leg.

No, it's your responsibility to point out that no fanboy would fap to this Ayanami.

No, it'd be too cruel of me to point out this grotesque perversion of the human spirit, nor would it be appropriate to express how I wish I'd given her those bandages myself. You take this one.

How about we just let this one speak for itself, then?

Agreed. We'll just have to think up a witty caption that summarizes it perfectly in one sentence and leaves it at that.

Hmm... witty... witty... I know! "OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S A BIG FUCKING REI!!!"

Mm... too lowbrow. What about "This clone came from the reject tank?"

I've got it! 
*clears throat*
"Daaamn, she's got a fat pussy!"

They wouldn't be number one if we hadn't met them in person, huh?

You have to give props to the stage mom; she's making her girls look good by comparison.

Which is hard to do given that their costumes are basically plus-sized bras. I'll bet she beat them with a tire iron when they didn't win Masquerade. Or Karaoke. Or AX Idol. Or the AMV Contest. Or the Matsuri Mini-Games. Or Tabletop Gaming. Or Opening Ceremonies.

"But Mom! Opening Ceremonies isn't a contest!"

"I told you, Yuna, I'm not 'Mom.' I'M PAINE! GULLWINGS, TAKE FLIGHT!"

"But mom.. we'll never be winners like you. YOU were Miss Teen Cream of Corn Alabama. We're living in your shadow. We just wanna go to school..."

"Shut it, Rikku! I didn't spend all those months sewing this woman-skin suit just so you could complain!"