| Cosplay Bottom Ten:
"Old People in Costume" | March 2004 |
This month's Bottom Ten deals with
cosplayers who don't let the inexorable march of time keep them from donning
costumes! Whether they're great costumes or totally terrible ones, this month's
is a broad sampling of the good and bad from the aged anime fans and FuKu out
there. Now, to be honest, this month's comments sort of suck; these pictures
just speak for themselves so well, there's not much I can say. Enjoy the show...
for one day, we shall die!
#10 |
Geriatric
Rikku |
| This
is the greatest costume ever. I can't and won't say anything bad about 82
year old Rikku. XD
Here's an example of a wonderful costume
within one's means.
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| #9 |
Mme.
Dufayette |
| She
looks good in the kimono. But kimono is not cosplay! I hope she's trying
to be something specific. |
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| #8 |
Mme.
Peacock |
| Janet
Reno Cosplay?
This
is a much goofier kimono. The con badges on these two ladies definitely
destroy any chance that they're not trying to cosplay at a con.
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| #7 |
Dr.
Mario |
| He's
got some special medicine for you. (Prescription: BEEF HOAGIE!)
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| #6 |
Anime
Dad |
I
can't make out the rest of Anime Dad's sign, but this is just fucking
tragic.
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| #5 |
Paternal
Puchiko |
| Crossplay
knows no age limit!
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| #4 |
What...
the... Fuck? |
No
comment. |
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| #3 |
ARRRGHHHH! |
Say
it with me, everyone... WHY, OH WHY CAN WE SEE HIS PENIS?! (And
his Depends™ disposable undergarments...?) Oh
well, she doesn't seem to mind too much. Look at that hand! (Ugh.) |
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| #2 |
Ugly
Honey |
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A realistic take on what
Cutey Honey would look like if she hit 40 and her breasts started sagging. |
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| #1! |
Old
Man Ruri |
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Winner of the fifth Mega-Amelia Award, for
being an octogenerian crossplayer, is... OLD MAN RURI!!!
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| BONUS! |
Toddler
JariTen |
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The opposite end of the spectrum... a
toddler cosplay!
This poor fucking (but really cute) kid. You
know his otaku parents just dressed him up like this. :/
Apparently he wore the same costume all
three days of the con. C'mon, did they even change his diaper?! Don't
train him to be a stinky FuKu!
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