| Cosplay Bottom Ten:
November 2003 |
With the launch of Fuckin' Otaku, we've got a wonderful
backlog of terrible cosplay for you all! Aside from our posterchildren of bad cosplay
found in the legendary article on Cosplay Warfare, this is the inaugural strike against
the cosplaying world. Essentially, this month's theme is "acceptably good costumes,
but terrible pictures!" So make sure you haven't eaten anything too easy to vomit and
get your anti-retinal-scarring sunglasses ready! Here goes this November's Bottom Ten!
#10 |
USA Musume |
| Have they no shame? |
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| #9 |
I don't know. I don't want to know. |
| Yeesh! Put those back in
the fridge! |
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| #8 |
Cactuar the Horrible |
| It's not so much a bad
picture or a terrible costume (okay, it's both) so much as the fact that this crazy girl
drove out to the middle of the desert to take an 'appropriate' picture in her costume on
the side of I-15. |
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| #7 |
Scary Marionettes |
| Well, at least the
costumes aren't bad. It's just a really, really dorky picture. I blame the photographer. |
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| #6 |
Surfer Allen Schezar |
| Like, dude! Keanu Reeves
is, like, totally my idol! |
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| #5 |
Scary CCS Goons |
There's
so much wrong with this picture I'm not even going to begin to illustrate or express my
horror.
Don't let them "Catch you catch you..." |
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| #4 |
Hibiki Ryotakuga |
If you
look "dork" up in the dictionary, you'll find this picture. |
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| #3 |
Neo Queen Stupidity |
One must
admire the strength of her convictions, if not the strength of her elastic. (Thank whoever
took this picture and put it on the internet for the ugliness.) |
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| #2 |
Sailor Eww (Submitted by Hank) |
Fighting
evil by moonlight! Bringing peace and love to Katsucon! Killing me softly with her smile! |
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| #1! |
Androgynous Ayanami |
Winner
of the first MEGA-AMELIA AWARD for terrible cosplay: Androgynous Ayanami, who I'll
call "Pat!"
Pat here is taking time out from hir busy con schedule to
read some manga! You go, Pat! |
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