#10 |
Kawaii! Waiii! OMGLOL! |
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I don't know what it is, but I think
it's... adorable.
I don't know why.
It just... IS.
(Okay, it's Dir En Grey cosplay. It's
ADORABLE Dir En Grey cosplay.)
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| #9 |
Golden Arches Fluffy Wig |
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If Ronald McDonald and (the American
comic book---yes, not manga, they do exist---character) Dawn had a
bastard child... They would probably punish him/her/it by sticking
his/her/its head in the deep-fryer.
(...and an example of Hot Topic Cosplay.)
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| #8 |
J-Rock Thanksgiving |
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Dear J-Rock cosplayers: This is an
example of how NOT to use wigs in J-Rock cosplay. On the other hand,
the costume looks like it's ready to go to a Thanksgiving Pageant.
Oh, wait, the Japanese don't have Thanksgiving... banzai!
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| #7 |
Furry J-Rock |
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Yiffin J-Rock furries! Go to hell and
die!
I feel sorry for the cat; it looks like
it really doesn't want to be there.
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| #6 |
Raggedy Ann J-Rock |
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Unless you're cosplaying Raggedy Ann,
using a wig made out of yarn (or a wig so messed up that it looks
like yarn) is a BAD IDEA.
(We would also like to believe that this
is really just Jem & the Holograms cosplay that wandered onto
this countdown.)
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| #5 |
"Puts the Lotion in the Basket" Gackt |
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It puts the lotion in the basket... Gackt!
Yet another example of Hot Topic Cosplay.
A lot of people (most of the Fukuteers included) hate J-Rock cosplay
simply because most J-rock cosplayers just go to Hot Topic and buy
the first J-Rock-y thing they see and call it cosplay.
Repeat after me, folks: Shopping at Hot
Topic does not count as cosplay!
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| #4 |
Not Mao |
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I thought this was a colourblind person
trying to cosplay Chairman Mao from Pretty Combat Communist Rika-chan.
There's just not enough Pretty Combat Communist Rika-chan cosplay
in the world; not even halfassed ones! My joy was shattered when someone
told me this was actually some J-Rocker... bah... PCCR FOREVER!
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| #3 |
J-RockYaoiLARPOMGWTF?! |
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If you can't figure out what they seem
to be doing in this photo... don't try too hard. Just... don't. I
said DON'T!
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| #2 |
Red Tribble |
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We were told that this was "Hide"
cosplay, but all we see is a red tribble.
We also can't quite figure out if the
violet thing is part of the costume or another person entirely.
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| #1! |
Paper Bag Gackt! |
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This is the BEST GACKT COSPLAY EVAR!
Wait, no, it's the worst... no, the best... wait... curse this inner
conflict! Now I'm going to have to run off to Japan with this identity
crisis and embark on a J-Rock career!
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