| Fucking
O-Link-u!: Ask John | April 2004 |

April, 2004's Fucking O-Link-u! Honoree:
Ask
John
After last month's totally
insane and metaphysical adventure into the world of OtakuKin, it's time for a
return to the more orthodox peek into the otaku psyche. This month we honor a
man of great journalistic integrity, a man who has consistently answered
pressing questions about anime and Japanese culture, a man whose sole
journalistic, cultural, and artistic credibility lies on his experience of being
a big goddamn fucking otaku for a really long time. Proof that if you take any
loser off the street you can give him an internet column and people will write
to him.
Here's the deal, right off
the bat: John is a creepy otaku of the worst variety, though I wouldn't really expect
anything less
from the
depraved shithole
that is
AnimeNation dot
net. His opinions about anime companies tend to be pretty
straightforward and surprisingly unbiased and detached (mostly), but when he
gets into the nature of anime and tries to explain artistic or cultural
tendencies, that's where this train derails horribly. This is because John's
perceptions of and expertise in Japanese culture come directly from the various
shitty anime he is obsessed with. His articles reek of
justification of inappropriate behavior, tentacle rape, and devoting one's life
to anime fandom. There's such a tremendous wealth of horror in his archives that
there is only so much I can cover in a single article. And he updates every
week! =)
But first, to John's credit,
I will post one of the more sensible things he's printed, and even THIS tends to
miss the point completely. Colored text is my own alteration for effect:
| Question:
I've read your article
about the "otaku status symbol" being bad for the American anime
fan community. I was just wondering are the Japanese just as concerned
with the "Anime Otaku Status Symbol," if not, why aren't they as
concerned about as the Americans are? |
| Answer:
Generally the opinion toward hardcore
anime fandom in Japan is virtually the exact opposite of what it is in
America. Obsessive American anime fans wear the
label of "otaku" with pride, and frequently strive to be the
most obsessive fan and collector among all the people they know. On
the other hand, in Japan, otaku are normally viewed
as anti-social, irresponsible geeks. The most obsessive Japanese
otaku frequently care nothing about appearing like "otaku" to
others because they have no friends or social life.
These most obsessive Japanese otaku literally exclude
themselves from relationships with other human beings and insulate
themselves entirely in fictional anime and game culture. These fans
are known as "hikikomori." To be fair, not all hikikomori chose
to become voluntary shut-ins because they're obsessed with anime or video
games, but fanatic devotion to anime is one leading cause for this
psychological affliction. Furthermore, it's a well known fact that one
should never refer to the self as an "otaku" in Japan,
especially when seeking employment. Japanese employers associate otaku
with fanatics that are more interested in their hobby than being a
responsible employee. In effect, mainstream Japanese
culture evaluates otaku as lazy, self-absorbed outcasts that shun normal
social relationships in favor of their hobby, prioritizing their own
entertainment over social responsibilities like working or education.
Obviously with the amount of anime that Japan produces, mainstream
Japanese culture does approve of anime and manga, but in moderation.
Relatively, compared to true Japanese
otaku, most American "otaku" are mere
beginners or poseurs whose devotion to anime
only remotely approaches the levels of fanatic obsession exhibited by
Japan's most hardcore otaku. To paraphrase the anime cliché, most
American otaku are 100 years too early to compare themselves with hardcore
Japanese otaku. American use of the term "otaku" is playful and
taken as a mark of individuality. America has
adopted none of the darker, more unsavory implications of the Japanese use
of "otaku." In Japan, where individuality
is generally a negative attribute, average anime and manga fans
don't go out of their way to label themselves as "otaku," and
the most obsessive Japanese otaku are people that we would probably
recommend for serious, institutional psychological
counseling. |
So basically, he does a good
job of saying "In Japan, 'otaku' is a really bad thing to call yourself or
anyone else," but then he COMPLETELY MISSES HIS OWN FUCKING POINT! Instead
of saying "these people have serious problems and you shouldn't call
yourself by such a name or emulate their behavior," he comes damn well
close to praising such behavior as true devotion. This reeks of more bacon and
ass sweat than a Card Captor Sakura bootleg porn room party at Fanime;
essentially, John is taking the "Japan is Mecca" route even though
he's giving a realistic account of how things are in Japan (quite different from
a lot of otaku). So, instead of roundly denouncing a lifestyle that is dangerous
for both American AND Japanese fans, he places the blame on Japan for not fully
appreciating their otaku.
Let's move on to how John
views some other questionable aspects of the Anime world:
| Question:
Do you think American people are foolish
for devoting a lot of their life to anime? Simply, I want to know if you
agree to American anime fans, or disagree to American anime fans. I
sometimes think that Japanese people dislike American anime fans because
we are taking their tradition. Do you think that's true? |
| Answer:
Speaking as an American that has devoted
a lot of his life to anime, I don't think my chosen hobby is foolish at
all. In fact, I think that my addiction to anime has
cultivated within me a respect for cultural diversity, an appreciation for
art, and elevated my critical and rational analytical skills. I'm a
firm believer that everyone needs some sort of hobby or interest, and I
think there are plenty of hobbies with fewer positive qualities than an
interest in Japanese animation. Personally, I am
generally only offended by people who call themselves anime fans just to
pose a social status. Such "fans"
aren't really aficionados of Japanese animation; they're only trend
chasers riding on the coattails of the latest hot ticket. But I do
have to respect anyone that genuinely loves the art form of Japanese
comics and animation. Furthermore, I respect people who have the
motivation and determination to set goals for themselves and strive toward
creating their own art. On the other hand, as an
extension of my appreciation for Japanese art, I'm rather disappointed by
Western artists that perceive only the most superficial aspects of manga
and anime and fail to comprehend that it's the unique Japanese culture and
artistic perspective behind anime that makes anime what it is.
Speed lines and big eyes, cat girls and guns, unusual hair colors and
monochrome comics don't constitute real manga and anime to me. These
characteristics reflect only a pale imitation of manga and anime based on
a lack of understanding and appreciation of the true culture of manga and
anime.
But I digress. Simply put, I do
vigorously approve of American anime fans, and I do
recommend anime as something worth devoting one's life and energy to.
What I do not approve of is Americans who see anime as only a means to an
ends. Editing and altering anime to make it
more profitable in America; creating "anime
style" works that bear only a superficial resemblance to
Japanese art; and claiming "otaku" status
just to seem trendy are all signs of people who
fundamentally don't understand or appreciate the artistic and creative
beauty of anime and manga.
Regarding the usurpation of Japanese
animation by Americans, I don't believe that this is the case. I've
been to Tokyo four times since becoming an obsessive anime fan. I've
also met many professional anime and manga artists. In my
experience, I think that Japanese fans are just as
willing as anyone to embrace others who share their appreciation and
respect for anime. During the hours I've spent in Japanese anime
stores including Mandarake, K Books, Melon Books, Animate, and Gamers,
I've never been treated coldly or rudely, I think because it's clear that
my adoration for anime is equal to that of Japanese fans. We
are brothers in arms. Likewise, Japanese professionals that attend
American anime conventions frequently seem awed that so many American fans
appreciate their works. It's hard to imagine an artist being angered or
outraged that fans enjoy his or her art, regardless of what language the
fans speak or where they originate from. I suspect that Japanese
fans who may seem outraged or resentful of a foreign usurpation of
a traditional Japanese hobby are actually only
angered by foreigners that latch on to the superficial and overt aspects
of Japanese culture without trying to understand or appreciate any of its
depth or meaning or culture. |
In the article I quote below
this one, John talks about tentacle rape as an ultimate Japanese expression of
fulfilling the needs of one's lover. His view of Japan is colored by the fact
that when he goes to OTAKU BOOKSTORES nobody harasses him, or that guests at
conventions (often Japanese otaku themselves) don't scream "I HATE
YOU" to their fans (Mari Iijima just says it offstage). Furthermore, he
claims to wave the banner of "we are all fans" but is eager to lash
out at anyone who refuses to embrace all anime as an equal and legitimate art
form, to prove that he's the better fan and the ultimate otaku. This is the
classic Japanophilic view of the entire country as a magical "Anime
Mecca" where everyone appreciates such an awesome and groundbreaking art
form!
| Question:
Hentai is my life. Why is it so
addictive? I saw Legend of the Overfiend and that set me off. I'm obsessed
with it! Why is this so! |
| Answer:
For an open-minded individual, it's no
doubt that hentai can be addictive. It appeals to all of our most vital
and primal desires and instincts. Humans are obsessed with sex. Regardless
of how much certain religions try to suppress natural sexual desires,
humans instinctively desire physical relations and the act of procreation.
But humans also desire stimulation- feelings of love, empowerment,
excitement, and sometimes even fear. Adult anime and manga address those
natural human desires. In fact, hentai is a product
of a society that largely does not try to suppress natural human sexual
instincts, and artists that simply express their natural feelings
and desires in the form of comics and animation.
Manga is essentially an unrestrained
artistic medium. Whatever an artist can imagine can appear in manga.
That's why manga cover subjects ranging from politics to the most horrible
acts of brutality and cruelty imaginable. Adult manga is fantasy, and the
unlimited potential of manga allows creators and artists to indulge their
natural instincts in a safe, non-harmful way. Rather than suppressing
instinctual feelings of sexuality and violence, manga allows for a
cathartic, vicarious release. Yet manga is limited by being a print
medium. Anime brings sound and motion to the table.
Adult anime is likewise appealing because
it indulges our utmost fantasies. Unlike
reality, girls in anime are always young, attractive
and fertile. Men are always handsome and
powerful. Unlike real life sex that may be
tainted by uncertainty or hesitation, there's no bad sex in anime. Emotions
are always at their most pure and unfettered in anime. In fact,
feelings can have more impact in anime than they can in real life. The
infamous "demon tentacles" of adult anime were created as a way
to work around traditional Japanese censorship laws regarding the
depiction of genitalia. However, the demon tentacles also serve another
purpose. A lover's goal is to satisfy both himself and his lover. The
demon tentacles of anime can satisfy that urge in a way impossible in
reality. The multiple monstrous appendages
coming from a single man can completely engulf a woman, make the woman
feel ultimate, overwhelming sensation impossible for any single man in
real life. Likewise, a female viewer can
watch hentai anime and imagine herself totally absorbed by her lover,
pleasured in every way possible all at once by her lover. Adult
anime thus satisfies subliminal cravings that are impossible to address in
real life. Certainly, regardless of how compelling it may be,
vicarious sexuality on screen or in print can never substitute for the
reality of physical human contact, but it can be a highly entertaining
diversion.
Japanese audiences recognize the value of
adult manga and entertainment, which is why there are dozens of new hentai
manga and anime released in Japan each month, and why adult anime in Japan
is not criticized or abhorred the way it is in America. Of course, all
things should be consumed in relative moderation, but for
someone that understands the purpose and limitations of hentai anime and
manga, hentai can be a very satisfying and enjoyable form of entertainment. |
No, John, hentai is a product
of a society that represses EVERY natural human sexual instinct. The Japanese
simply don't judge sex on religious terms, but that doesn't make them a sexually
liberated country; there are just a different set of values and perceptions in
place to repress open sexuality in Japan, even if individuals (like any other
culture) will go against that grain; this is the case no matter what sort of
insane schoolgirl fantasies you've concocted. By the way, way to encourage that
guy's unhealthy sexual addiction instead of suggesting he try to find real human
contact and keep his porn on the side where it belongs.
|

I'm assuming our old pal John looks a bit like this. Still wanna ask him
something?
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Now, I'm fairly open-minded
about just about any sort of pornography or fetishes that people enjoy; we're
really weird creatures, and our civilization, culture, and history all
definitely reflect that in tons of different ways, including sexual desires and
subcultures. For that reason, I don't judge people for liking one particular
sexual 'thing' (although it might be very funny, and I'll be more than
happy to laugh at you weird necrophiliacs out there), but don't try to justify
what you like with bullshit like this. I'm glad you understand the "purpose
and limitations of hentai," John, but at the end of the day, it's still
smut, whether someone enjoys that brand of it or not. I also think the blanket
statement that women can universally enjoy the thought of being raped by
multiple tentacles on the level of being ultimately pleased by her lover goes
beyond otaku stupidity and dives deep down into the realm of the blatantly
offensive and totally insane.
John doesn't stop there,
though; now that he's insulted the intelligence of women everywhere, he goes on
to step it up a notch by addressing the issue of sexism in anime and Japanese
culture... by denying it exists and proving to everyone that he's a completely
horrible otaku sexist bastard:
| Question:
I was recently asked if I felt anime was
sexist, and I'm now seeking out others' answer to that question. So, do
you think anime is sexist? |
| Answer:
Basically, no. I do
not believe that anime is sexist. Japan
itself is frequently cited as a nation that extends women certain rights,
and even control over certain aspects of daily life such as family
finances, but does not advance universal equality between men and women.
Contemporary Japan is a sexist, male dominated
society. But I do not believe that anime
itself either condones sexist attitudes or represents sexist
values. In fact, just the opposite; I believe that
anime is one of the most feminist of cinematic genres. In fact, contemporary
anime may actually be a reactionary response to the sexism evident in
everyday Japanese society.
The argument that anime is sexist or that anime
fetishizes and commodifies the female is grounded in superficial cursory
examination without critical analysis or evaluation. At the most
superficial level, it can be argued that the examples of anime best known
to Western critics are those made by male animators for male viewers.
These anime often feature sexy and attractive young
female characters specifically designed to foster idolization by male
viewers. Anime titles including Tenchi Muyo,
Love Hina, Maburaho, Steel Angel Kurumi, Sister Princess, Eiken and Hanaukyo
Maid Tai even promote male sexual fantasies by literally illustrating
the male fantasy of being surrounded by adoring females.
Such arguments and examples may seem valid upon first presentation, but
lose some of their ironclad credibility under close scrutiny. Especially
in examples such as Maburaho, Hanaukyo Maid Tai, and Love Hina, the male
isn't surrounded by women that are characterized as sexual objects or
trophies. (Editor's Note: YES THEY ARE!!!!!) In fact, in
these shows it is the females who wield power over the pitiful
male. Kazuki Shikimori of Maburaho, Mifune Densuke of Eiken, and Keitaro
Urashima of Love Hina are weak willed and easily
manipulated males who almost totally subvert their own egos to women.
Hanaukyo Taro of Hanaukyo Maid Tai is used as a
plaything by Ichigo and her sisters. And he's allergic to women,
making him helpless in a house filled with women. Taking that concept one
step further, the men of Vandread are held captive
by women, and shown as incompetent and buffoonish in their attempt
to defend themselves against an attack by more competent females.
Representing the sort of empowering embrace of
femininity promoted by feminist theorist Camille Paglia, anime
frequently illustrates women who are equal to men in ability, influence
and power without compromising their feminine sexuality. One of the
best examples is the classic Dirty Pair,
dating from 1985 to 1990. The original Lovely Angels were always mindful
of female concerns like dating, clothes, and their
looks. And they chose to wear revealing
bikini-type uniforms. But when it came to work, the original Kei
and Yuri were never at a disadvantage to men. The original
Dirty Pair, despite their eager advocation of femininity or
sometimes because of it, were always equal or
superior to every male they encountered. Ghost
in the Shell's Motoko Kusanagi is another example of a progressive
feminist role model. Motoko is the leader of Section 9's field
team, commanding the other five male members of the force. Although she is
female, Motoko is faster, stronger, and smarter than
her male counterparts. These two examples are only two out of a
multitude of female anime characters who are smart, competent, the equal
of the men in their society, and who are unashamed to exert their
femininity.
Coming at the discussion from a second angle, it's
impossible to say that anime promotes sexism by offering only exploitive
wish fulfillment fantasies to young males because of the massive
amount of existing anime created for female viewers. Dating as far back as
at least 1967 there are examples of anime like Ribbon no Kishi (Princess
Knight) created for female viewers. The massive
Japanese success of girls' shows including Kodomo no Omocha, Marmalade
Boy, Minky Momo, Creamy Mami, Sailormoon, and Ojamajo Doremi should
effectively prove that anime targets viewers of both genders and doesn't
exclusively pander to the primal desires of men alone.
Finally, the staff behind the scenes of anime furthermore contributes to
the argument that anime is neither a male dominated
field nor a genre that exists to subversively promulgate male dominance.
The prominence of powerful female artists
including Rumiko Takahashi, Naoko Takeuchi, Yuu Watase, Inomata Mutusumi,
Akemi Takada, Atsuko Nakajima, and director Mitsuko Kase validates
the anime industry as one that allows females equal opportunity as male
artists, and establishes a significant female
influence in the creation of anime.
In summation, as a commercial art intended slightly
more for male consumers than females, it's inevitable
that anime would include some female exploitation and fetishization of the
female as sexual object. But, I think that a
responsible evaluation of anime and its creative industry reveals that
there are too many examples of powerful, uncompromising women in anime
to allow for the generalization that anime is sexist
and either male dominated or propagative of patriarchal stereotypes and
paradigms. In fact, I think that evaluation
of anime and the Japanese animation industry will reveal that both are far
more liberal and supportive of expressive femininity and feminism
than typical Japanese society is. Perhaps because anime deals with
fictional idealizations and alternatives to real life Japanese society, created
by liberal thinking individual artists, anime may actually be a
sort of sub-conscious, left-wing, anti-establishment
movement pointing out a desire for greater equality between the sexes in
modern Japanese culture. |
FUCKING. GOBSHITE.
Where the fuck to begin?!
The fantasy of being dominated
by a sexually female is just as fucking sexist and exploitative as the fantasy
of dominating one, especially for the spineless wimpy otaku who both MAKE and
WATCH stupid anime crap like Hanaukyo Maid-tai and Love Hina. This
article by John is one of the most INSANE and offensive things I've ever seen
and I think everyone should drop him a note to tell him he's full of shit. The
argument that the 'empowered' women against the 'wimpy' guys is indicative of
female equality is complete and utter bullshit; in the harem animes like Tenchi
Muyo, Love Hina, and yes, that great proponent of intelligent,
independent women everywhere, Hanaukyo Maid-tai, girls are strong enough
to force themselves into a life with said wimpy male character to fulfill their
goals of -- guess what? -- FULFILLING HIS EVERY WHIM. He is the master, and they
are the slaves. The fact that one could even equate shows that are this deeply
and thoroughly sexist with good examples of exactly why anime is NOT sexist is
absolutely unfathomable. Even if you get over the superficial aspects of these
harem shows -- that there are tons of scantily clad girls living to please one
guy -- the fact that he ALWAYS views it as a huge imposition to have to 'take
care' of all these girls, the fact that each of them is hardly their own person
and needs THAT character to complete their lives, the fact that pleasing a male
takes precedence over all other activities... these things are deeply sexist, no
matter how you look at it. They cater to otaku fantasies of female submission
while simultaneously portraying spunky, strong girls to play dominatrix; all
this does is create a wider range of sexual-fantasy anime girls and hint at the
deep-seated psychological scars these male otaku carry from being rejected by
one too many independent-minded females.
Furthermore, just because
shoujo anime and manga exist hardly makes them any less prone to sexist
stereotypes; both forms of anime are frequently guilty of attempting to teach
the stereotypes of how girls should act. Women do not exist to please men, they
are not eye candy, and their dreams are not solely to get married. Even a large
number of shows that I have enjoyed watching have truly sexist overtones like
this; for John to use some extremely blatantly sexist and male-gratification
fantasy examples as an argument of how anime is NOT inherently sexist is the
most bizarre and horrifying thing I have ever read.
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"John 3:16." GET IT?!
(Sorry, I don't know what's up with the dog.)
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John's insanity continues on,
every week, and his archives go back years. In other exciting adventures, he answers
a lot
(okay, a
whole goddamn
fucking shitload)
of stupid
questions about
general perversion,
fanservice, and
hentai; compiles
a list of the best anime to watch for panty shots; trashes
the aesthetically-pleasing Wolf's Rain without watching the ending
(not enough panty shots, I guess); encourages
American otaku to throw their lies away and try to become mangaka; laments
the fact that nobody wants to license Hanaukyo Maid-tai; blabbers
on about what "true" fandom is about; claims
that the dream of all Japanese students is to go to Toudai; posts
his interpretations of shows as fact [and often totally misses the point]; calls
the character development and story of Cowboy Bebop "weak"
while naming Utena the best anime series ever (just SLIGHTLY better than Evangelion);
claims that
pseudo-sexual same-sex "hero worship" is commong among teenagers in
Japan citing examples solely from anime; the list goes on and on, and that's
just the start; he's been writing this goddamn column since 1999.
The scary thing is that
people write into him (sometimes with the stupidest questions I've ever seen)
and treat him as a real authority, when all he is is a deranged, egotistical
otaku. Someone needs to give "Ask John" a "Dear John" ASAP,
because this just isn't working out.
~Tommy
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